{"product_id":"tea-towel-pon-toon-funny-midwest-definition-kitchen-towel","title":"Tea Towel — 'pon-toon' Funny Midwest Definition Kitchen Towel","description":"Soft, simple, and quietly clever — this kitchen towel brings dry humor and everyday function together. Printed near the lower edge, the small, dictionary-style definition reads like a wink: a playful nod to lake days, overstuffed boats, and late-summer laughs. Lightweight and hemmed, it drapes cleanly from a hook or rail and slips easily into a picnic basket or beach bag. Choose cotton twill for absorbency and a natural hand, or polyester for punchy, fade-resistant color and stretch. Use it to dab sweat from a sun-warm forehead after a long day on the water, or to wipe up spills while you tell the story that started it all.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Two material options: cotton twill for absorbency or polyester for vibrant, durable prints\u003cbr\u003e- Hemmed edges for strength and long-lasting use\u003cbr\u003e- Bright, crisp one-sided print using DTG on cotton or sublimation on polyester\u003cbr\u003e- Lightweight single size: 18\" × 30\" (45.72cm × 76.2cm)\u003cbr\u003e- Clean, lower-edge placement of design for unobtrusive, functional style\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle, mild detergent \u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Cotton Twill \/ 18\" × 30\"","offer_id":52707081847060,"sku":"33517052259565253721","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1017\/7927\/6052\/files\/2282170662068388332_2048.jpg?v=1782501766","url":"https:\/\/midwestlakelife.us\/products\/tea-towel-pon-toon-funny-midwest-definition-kitchen-towel","provider":"Midwest.LakeLife","version":"1.0","type":"link"}