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Soft, simple, and quietly clever — this kitchen towel brings dry humor and everyday function together. Printed near the lower edge, the small, dictionary-style definition reads like a wink: a playful nod to lake days, overstuffed boats, and late-summer laughs. Lightweight and hemmed, it drapes cleanly from a hook or rail and slips easily into a picnic basket or beach bag. Choose cotton twill for absorbency and a natural hand, or polyester for punchy, fade-resistant color and stretch. Use it to dab sweat from a sun-warm forehead after a long day on the water, or to wipe up spills while you tell the story that started it all.
Product features
- Two material options: cotton twill for absorbency or polyester for vibrant, durable prints
- Hemmed edges for strength and long-lasting use
- Bright, crisp one-sided print using DTG on cotton or sublimation on polyester
- Lightweight single size: 18" × 30" (45.72cm × 76.2cm)
- Clean, lower-edge placement of design for unobtrusive, functional style
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle, mild detergent
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
Tea Towel — 'pon-toon' Funny Midwest Definition Kitchen Towel
$24.99
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Product features
- Two material options: cotton twill for absorbency or polyester for vibrant, durable prints
- Hemmed edges for strength and long-lasting use
- Bright, crisp one-sided print using DTG on cotton or sublimation on polyester
- Lightweight single size: 18" × 30" (45.72cm × 76.2cm)
- Clean, lower-edge placement of design for unobtrusive, functional style
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle, mild detergent
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat